[dropcap3]F[/dropcap3]ounders of many fine traditions, we staged the first Pennsic cattle raid against our friends from Dal-Radia. Easily distracted by swordplay and boasting, the Dal-Radians were completely engaged and unsuspecting while drunken Bheithirians snuck into the rear of their encampment and stole the bright red, six foot penis from their totem bull. The Dal-Radians responded in true Celtic fashion and took our sheep. A bitter struggle for the control of our respective herds ensued. (On a side note, during the following Pennsic Wars, “cattle raiding” became so pervasive that some moron with a title decided to enact rules of raiding).